Nothing delivers that spiritual kick in the balls quite like a parking ticket. #moodkiller Posted 3 months ago
I'm a lapsed Catholic, so I wouldn't get married in a church, but I might get divorced in one. #catholicjokes Posted 3 months ago
RT @alecberger: Smiled when I realized I needed to stop asking what life wanted from me and focus on what I wanted from life. #epiphany Posted 4 months ago