General William Sherman once opined, “War is Hell.” If we accept that as true, and give credence to Pat Benatar’s assertion that “Love Is A Battlefield”, through application of the transitive property of equality we discover:
WAR = HELL
LOVE = BATTLEFIELD = WAR
LOVE = WAR = HELL
LOVE = HELL
Proving Matt Groening’s thesis that Love Is Hell.
Class dismissed.
